Rebecca's Top 10 Eastender's inconsistencies
 
1 Billy is introduced as a violent man beating up Jamie - but is now the saviour of Mo - the victim of domestic violence.
2 Billy again - he also seems to have kicked his alcoholism with little difficulty and now can drink with no problem.
3 Phil and Grant engage in a high speed chase with super baddies which lands Phil in hospital while Grant disappears with the dosh - but somehow the police don't bother to try to arrest Phil, despite knowing that he was involved and visiting him in hospital. Since when do the police not arrest you because you tell them you don't have the money you stole anymore...
4 Bianca goes through the trauma of her child being born stillborn (or getting some disease or something - can't remember the details) but Carol can't pop round from South London! And as if the police would hide someone in a witness protection thingummy in south london - at least send them up to Leeds or something! I take it that was some kind of joke on 'going south of the river' and there bedragons and all that...
5 Dan (Carole's boyf) transforming from naughty lad (who is terribly sweet and desperate to marry her - but has rather unfortunately already shagged her daughter) to nutty psycho man who spends his time kidnapping people...
6 The consistently dreadful gay characters are an inconsistency inthemselves - the dreaded Tony and Simon were the least like any gay couple you ever met. As if you could make an actor a bit wet and suddenly he's gay (Simon)- even worse when Simon started to break away from the mixed-up tone and go out taking 'e' - come on your giving the drug a bad name.
7 Phil doesn't even bother going to S. Africa to visit his son - though happy to go careening round europe trying to track down his latest sproglet.
8 Why do people from Eastenders always leave and move to the States? What about Scotland, or France? Or even Australia? At least have some variety...
9 Gus - transformed from dumb sofa seller to poetry writing thespian in about 2 weeks.
10 Err, that's it.